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Saw 6: a XXX Movie (or how the government of Spain fucks up in every possible way)

2009-10-24T23:00:00.005+02:00

The Government of Spain has banned "Saw VI" from the theaters all over Spain. Well, not all the theaters: the porn ones are the only theaters allowed to exhibit "Saw VI". The Ministry of Culture has rated X the movie. So, if you want to watch "Saw VI" in a big screen, you would have to go to a porn cinema and watch it after "Sasha Grey doubled fucked" and "Belladonna vs Nacho". At least, that's what the Goverment wants, they say that "Saw VI" promotes violence. In the States, Saw VI received a R rating, the same rating than the other Saw movies had received in Spain. Probably, the Government will rectify and "Saw 6" will finally be R-Rated. Anyway, the distributor has cancelled the premiere for Spain. Fucking politics.

Tough on crime (or why all those bastards must be executed)

2009-07-30T20:25:00.002+02:00

I don't know if you know anything about a terrorist band called ETA. They are a group of organised killers that, in behalf the right of independece of the basque country (one of the regions of Spain), kill people. Yesterday they tried to kill a lot of police men in Burgos, while they were sleeping, with a bomb in the place where the police men and their families live. They failed and no one were seriously harmed. Today ETA has killed two police men in Mallorca. The politicians just appear on television saying that ETA will be defeated sooner or later. Obviously, it's hard to defeat a group of unconscious killers and I don't have the solution, but I think Spain should be tough on crime with these guys. I'm talking about death penalty, of course. For them and for everybody who kill any other person (even if the killers are underage). I know hard penalties don't get lower crime rates, but some of them will think twice before comiting crimes and the rest will get what they deserve.

Terminator meets Jesus (or why having a time machine is the only way to believe in God)

2009-07-29T20:30:00.003+02:00

I found this video on the Internet some years ago and I loved it. Terminator goes to the past to save Jesus to die in the cross. It's very very funny (over all if you have watched the movie) and it is as believable as the bible's story. I really like the bible stories and the movies about the bible stories. If you melt these stories with Terminator... everything gets better!!! Enjoy it.

Sexy blog (or how I realised that net surfers don't like panties)

2009-05-29T13:37:00.004+02:00

I made an experiment once. I started a blog in which I pretended to be a 15 years old girl from Madrid. I looked for a picture of a nice girl on the Internet and I started to write. As you may guess (yes, sometimes I'm a little pervert) the posts were about her sexual life and the boys (and girls) that she liked. Every now and then, along the posts, I published a partially nude picture of the girl.

Well, at first it was only to have fun, but in a few weeks I achieved 200 visits per day. Then I checked the key words people have searched on the Internet to arrive to my blog. What people most wrote down on google was "sin bragas" (without knickers, without panties). It was part of the first or second post, when I told how good it feels to go on bike without panties. Was incredible the amount of people who read the blog every day. And was also incredible check all the key words people looked for to find my blog. I don't remember all these words and I deleted the blog a long time ago. I had a lot of fans, a lot of pervert fans that didn't like panties, but who love naked asses and puss...

I was young, don't blame me...

I'm going to Madrid (I used to live there, now my heart lives there)

2009-05-22T01:25:00.002+02:00

In a few hours I'm going to Madrid. I lived there for five years. During of the third year I met the girl I'll marry someday. Now we live apart, but once a month we meet (one month she visits me, one month I go). Madrid is a nice city, but grey. It's not a bad colour for a city, it's just my sensation. As long as Barcelona is blue, Madrid is grey. But I like Madrid. Tomorrow night I'll meet with my former University classmates. It's been almost a year since I haven't seen them. Tomorrow will be a great day. CU

Dr. Slump (I mean, Arale, one of the best anime series ever created for children, young ones and adults)

2009-05-19T01:08:00.010+02:00

Do you remember Dr. Slump? I remember this series as one of the best ones of my childhood. Everything was amazing on it. It was funny, ingenious (clever), for all audiences (although it seemed only for children), and really sweet. It's funny (interesting) how japanese artists are really good at creating tender and contraditory characters with goodness (benignity) as their main feature (characteristic). Arale (I used to think it was Arare) was completely innocent (naïve, simple-hearted). If only the world had more people like she was...

And there, in the Penguin Village, there were a lot of interesting and funny characters I'll never forget. Dr. Slump (Senbei Norimaki) himself, his loved and dream girl Miss Yamabuki, the lovely Arale, Obotchaman, Akane and Taro, the oriental family, the little character with wings and green hair who always was with Arale (ok, I don't remember the name, xD), the head nut teacher, the two aliens (amazing characters, their ass was in their head near to the antennas which were their nose) and, of course, one of the best, Suppaman (Superman menja prunes, in catalan), that cheesy (parodic) Superman who never makes anything right. (Do you remember when Son Goku went there in a Dragon Ball episode?, I love it). Nowadays there are not tv series like Dr. Slump. I'm part of a lucky generation. Oh! I forgot! Have you ever jabbed a shit with a twig? I love this series.

Eurovision Song Contest (or why does Andorra like the Spanish singers)

2009-05-17T01:02:00.010+02:00

The Eurovision Song Contest has just finished. I figure that people from abroad (of Europe) don't know what Eurovision is. It's a song contest organized by state (public) TVs channels of Europe that begun in 1956. A lot of people think it is something out of fashion, but I like it (well, sometimes). Nowadays, almost all the countries sing in English although it is not their mother tongue. I don't know why, I suppose it's more commercial. It would be great if every country perform its tipical music, now all the songs are quite similar.

Anyway, I'm not here to discuss how it should be. I just wanted to note the way the winner is decided. People of each country vote by phone the song (country) they liked the most (they can't vote their own country). However, the musical reasons are not often used. If you watch the contest every year, you will notice that usually each country vote certain countries. The countries of the Former Soviet Union usually vote among each other, and the same happen with the baltic states, nordic countries... Each country vote for affinity with other countries, not for musical reasons!!! Maybe it's logical, but I'm from Spain and I won't vote France or Portugal just because they are my neighbours. But it happens.

The (gorgeous) girl you can see along these lines is Soraya Arnelas, this year's contestant from Spain. Her song wasn't better or worse that the others but it doesn't really matter. Almost any country has voted Soraya, she was the last on the list until Andorra, our closest neighbour, decided to give her the highest score, 12 points. Why? Just because we are neighbours (and, to be honest, because Soraya is as famous in Spain as in Andorra). No country liked Soraya, but Andorra decided that she was the best. Totally illogical.

What do you think? You, people of the United States, would vote Canada and Mexico? Or you, people of China, would vote Japan and Mongolia? Well, just this, as you can see, nothing important. I just wanted to notice this. Anyway, don't you think Soraya is totally gorgeous???

First Post (yes, I'm quite obvious)

2009-05-16T00:29:00.000+02:00

This is my blog. In this blog you will find (almost) anything. Well, anything I want, of course. Any topic could have its place here and everything will be written down in English. I'm from Spain, so you'll probably read a lot of language mistakes here. But doesn't matter, I'm doing this just to have fun and improve my English.

Oh! Wait! You are wondering about the blog's name? Well, today I learnt that the expression Hush-hush means

Definition:
Very secret

Example:
1) The operation was so hush-hush that even the commanding officer didn't know all of the details.

2) Let's keep that information hush-hush, OK ?
Etymology 'Hush' means 'quiet'. So something that is 'hush-hush' should not be discussed or exposed in public. This phrase dates back to World War I, when it referred to military secrets.

so... if it's something that should not be exposed in public it is a perfect tittle for a weblog, where everything could be read by everyone. Not an Oxymoron, but almost. I'm quite contradictory, it is a healthy way of life. Start here. Please, leave your comments; no matter the language.